Don't Mine at Night Pony Parody

Got my sword with Sharpness 2
Look, that Zombie's got one too (What?)
Out of bread, what do I do?
I'm low on hearts, this is my doom.

I don't even have a tool.
Come on Button, play it cool.
Though I'm here to fight for you
I'm biting more than I can chew.

My life flashes by through that Ender eye, I'm scared. Oh well.
And I'm pretty sure there's a big Creeper right there
...Oh dang.
Don't mine at night

I know you're lookin' at that cave,
and you're feelin' kinda brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright.
Don't mine at night.

Don't go deeper, make a change.
get that gold and get away.
Zombies wanna' eat our brains.
Don't mine at night.

I'll fight away the skeletons,
while you're looking for diamonds.
They're getting closer, better run.
Don't mine at night.

No, this won't be our final day.
Take my hoof we'll find a way-ay a-woah

Don't mine at night. (Don't mine at night)
Don't mine at night. (Don't mine at night)

I turn a sec', you're getting shot,
then you jump through a portal. Well, why not?
When I think it can't get worse,
an Ender herd shows up, of course

Now you say you need glowstone,
and want to mine it on your own.
Then to save you from the lava,
I fell in - I should have known.

This is the last time I try to be your light. I failed. So bad.
I lost all my stuff, it was really tough.
That's it (RAGE QUIT)
Don't mine at night.

I know you're lookin' at that cave,
and you're feelin' kinda brave.
Go to bed you'll be alright.
Don't mine at night.

Don't go deeper, make a change,
get that gold and get away.
Zombies wanna' eat your brains.
Don't mine at night.

Please don't get caught by skeletons,
while you're looking for diamonds.
They're getting closer, better run.
Don't mine at night.

No, this won't be your final day
Hold on tight, I'm on my way-ay a-woah

Don't mine at night. (Don't mine at night)